The

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Modular Milk Crate

The Modular Milk Crate: From Milk to Moto and Beyond

Tired of lugging around a backpack that looks like it belongs on a hiking trail? Upgrade your motorcycle gear with the Modular Milk Crate! Half Ass Canvas crate covers transform a humble milk crate into a sealed, rugged, weather-resistant crate, ready to travel the world whether that’s on the back of a motorcycle or in the trunk of your car.

Why a Milk Crate?

Why not? It's sturdy and cheap, if not free, to replace. Plus they fit on any bike rack or rear fender.

So what are you waiting for, ditch the boring “Universal” bags of the past and get yourself…

The Modular Milk Crate

Hand Crafted in Wisconsin

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Ottertex® Modular Roll-Top Milk Crate Cover
$75.00

​The Ottertex® Canvas Roll-Top Milk Crate Cover

​Stop letting your gear bounce around like a bag of loose parts. The Ottertex 600D Roll-Top cover keeps your stuff dry and contained—whether you're dodging raindrops on the bike or throwing it in the trunk, fully loaded with emergency gear. It’s got adjustable side buckles to cinch it down tight, and 6 D-clips along the bottom so you can strap it to anything your pretty little heart desires. Binding on all interior seam allowances. Now with 2 strap panels front and back that work with most military style pack systems.

These roll-top covers are designed to keep rain, hail, sleet, and snow out. They are not meant to be submerged and are not “waterproof”. The material it’s made from IS “Waterproof”. 

​Available in Black.

Hand-made by me, for you.

I am very busy and restocks are very sporadic, the best way to know when products will be available is to keep an eye out for updates on the Instagram. Thank you.

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"The Surgeon General" King Size Frame Bag
$50.00

The perfect frame bag for anyone who needs to fit 3 beers on a bike without a backpack. It can also fit snacks and a pack of cigs if that’s more your style. Made from Ottertex 600D canvas, this bag should last a lifetime. Paracord for mounting not included.

Due to the popularity I have made these made to order, lead times may vary but generally 1-2 weeks to ship. Thank you for your patience.

Length: 15” 

Height: 3”

"The Surgeon General" Bar Bag
$45.00

The perfect frame bag for anyone who needs to fit 2 beers on a bike without a backpack. It can also fit snacks and a pack of cigs if that’s more your style. Made from Ottertex 600D canvas, this bag should last a lifetime. Paracord for mounting not supplied. 

Lead times may vary but generally 1-2 weeks to ship, thank you for your patience. 

Length: 10” 

Height: 3”

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